babybangs:

consultingsuperhusbands:

glorzsz:

Oww

do you know how happy these make me

chrisnocaptainchris:

k-hiq:

hikaribakuras:

holyjazspers:

horton hears a huh

horton hears a what

horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady

HORTON HEARS NOTHING HORTON IS AS DEAD AS THIS JOKE

horton hears a hater

horton hears domestic violence in the next apartment and doesn’t call 911

thebase287:

elizabitchtaylor:

she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts

she’s cheer captain and I respect her right to wear whatever she wants and participate in traditionally ‘feminine’ activities because I understand that life is not about condemning another woman’s personal choices just because she doesn’t ‘deserve’ the boy i have a crush on

if you sang this back to taylor swift i think her skin would sizzle